$$ Big ass $$
When I read an article on the Financial Times Germany Homepage I had to think of Esra’a's lately comment:
“If you have any rich friends, kiss their asses, get them to help out somehow. $$$$”.
According to a new studie of Financial Times and the management consultancy McKinsey the state-owned oil company Saudi Aramco is the most valuable company in the world. The estimated market value is 781 billion US-$.
So as now we spotted the biggest ass and he even sits right next door, just remain the questions how we become his friend and who gonna kiss his ass.
To become their friends we could make some propaganda (writing untrue stories) for the King. Here is an example:
This year the Saudi King celebrated christmas with a small christian comunity based in Riad. To the surprise of all participants of the lovely ceremony the king himeslf appears as father christmas and brought along the promise to support the community financially by building a new church. (hope you all know the truth, so I do not have to write about it)
I guess there could be a lot of more good news about that country. Feel free and write down what you would like to read about Saudi Arabia or just some proposals how we become his friend.
I am just afraid that there is no empty space at the ass. It is unbelievable how many people are kissing it. Some even started to live on the ass. They are a human kind of leeches and not only kiss the ass but also suck it. They call themself princes.
By the way: Kuwait Petroleum Corporation is on the 4th rank (378 billion $). But that’s another story.
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If you read about the politics of oil, really, it’s all ass-kissing. That’s how you get and maintain the money or resources. You think the States would care about its relationship with Saudi if it wasn’t for their multi-billion plans and strategies?
Arab states in general are very competitive, Qatar is trying hard to catch up to Saudi and other major oil-producing countries in the region:
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Guess Qatar was sick of kissing ass and tried to reveal its own ass for it to be kissed by others, namely the States, for once.