Eau de Hezbollah

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According to Ynetnews, Hezbollah now have their own perfume:

A new perfume carrying the “scent of resistance” and celebrating Hizbullah’s “divine victory” has been released on the market in Lebanon, according to a report which appeared in the Lebanese Daily Star on Monday.

“If you’ve ever wondered what resistance smells like, then try a dab of ‘Resistance Perfume,’ which comes ‘exclusively’ with a political message and a picture of Hizbullah’s secretary general, Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah,” the Daily Star article said.

“Apparently, the scent of resistance is a strong and musky one that comes with a single pledge — ‘a truthful’ one,” the report added.

A slogan on the perfume box, quoting Nasrallah during a wartime speech made over the summer reads: “You are the truthful promise… and I have great faith in you and I promise you divine victory.”

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Are these people serious? Because this seems to be the joke of the century. It’s a slap in the face for everyone who ever took Hezbollah seriously.

That said, Nasrallah looks sweaty to me. I’d hate to smell like him. But he does love sniffing things, including people’s arms, perhaps this is where his inspiration comes from?