Girls
“What the hell is THAT?” I asked myself as I did the laundry and saw this thing that measured 6 inches long and 8 inches wide. Well it kinda looks like a skirt. I placed it up to my waist and it didn’t even cover the crotch area. My daughter sees this and tells me “You don’t wear it up so high. You wear it around your hips.” It still wouldn’t make much of a difference, would it? I mean look at it. It’s a micro micro mini and that’s what these kids wear to parties? HELP!!!!
“I’m siiiick” croaked mini-skirt’s owner into the phone today. “Call the docta fa me.” Her voice was so croaky that the receptionist who answered her call was puzzled.
“That was a GIRL???”
Yeah and my girls – all of them – have been giving me a run for the money lately. One of them, unhappy with her hereditary non-sagging “A” cup, wants a boob job and is saving up towards it. I wonder in the Arab world if the pressure to fill ‘er up with silicone is as prevalent??
I asked her:
“How do you know the plastic surgeon is any good”
“Because I saw two girls who had theirs done by him and I like what I saw”
“They showed you their boobs?”
“Oh yeah. After you get your boobs done, you show them to everybody.”
Great. That’s just what a mother wants. A daughter who shows her boobs to everybody.
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Lord help me, I hope I never have to deal with this with my daughter.
-J. Kaiser
Leah I have a fabulous solution for you, I can gurantee that if you apply this method your daughters will comply with all your expectations.
BEAT YOUR KIDS!
I dont have children, nor am I married but I think about my unborn children everyday! All I ask from God is that he not give me girls. I actually get on my hands and knees, touch my head to the ground and scream in agony knowing that my daughter will grow up with highly visable role models like Paris “the ravenged whore” Hilton and Britney “please give me attention” Spears.
Leah, I know you love your kids but do you love your kids enough to beat them? If you dont have the heart to beat your kids you might be able to find someone to beat them for you. I used to know a guy who used to invite me over to his house to beat his kids, I never went but after a long day I wish the invitation was still open. Leah basically…….can I beat your kids?
D.B, that only works with toddlers. Nowadays, if you beat your kids… they will beat you back! And most likely win, too.
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Iran is filled with great (and not so great) plastic surgeons. Maybe your daughters will come here…
Poor Leah, and once you become a grandma you’d have more of these issues to deal with.
How old are your daughters?
You know in LA, or as we say “LA-LA Land”, the ratio of plastic and cosmetic surgeons is higher than for family doctors. Family doctors change over to become plastic and cosmetic surgeons because of the money. Men are now major customers for cosmetic surgery, following the trend in Japan. Regarding this kind of competiton, in Japanese high schools it used to be forbidden to even color your hair. But that rule was pretty much defeated about 7 years ago. Our chlldren are/were in a private high school. There the traditional rules, such as no make up or cell phone are still strictly enforced. There has also been a war on the height of the hem line. I know our/their high school has a rule of 1 inch below the knee cap. And that is strictly enforced.
I know I haven’t even mentioned breast implants….I am sure you can find some teenagers in Tokyo who have already had it done. But who knows? probably even their father wouldn’t know.