Israel News In North Chicago

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Last week I was doing business in the north suburbs of Chicago in a city famous for its large Jewish population. In 1 hour I counted over 30 yarmulkes (you know those little Jewish hats). That would be a little less than the number of beards and hijabs you’d see in the south suburbs.

During my lunch hour I walked over to a local grocery store and found a Chinese restaurant inside, absolutely genius because I love Chinese food. Even though I went to the grocery store in hopes of getting a fresh sandwich, I decided to order Chinese, how could I resist?

While I waited for my orange chicken to come out I passed the time by counting Rabbi’s, they swarmed the place, in like 5 mins I counted 7 or 8. I found a sign on the counter of the Chinese restaurant assuring me my food was kosher and next to that I saw a modestly assembled local newspaper called “Israel News”. It peaked my interest so as they handed me my food a grabbed a copy.

This thing is great, I cant stop reading it. Let me give you a sample…

Headlines
- IDF Chief of Staff: “Only a Strong Military Can Bring About Peace, We are a people that understands that our freedom still costs blood”. Ironic, no?

- Palestinians Disavow ‘Right of Return’, ‘Our leaders exploit us to gain concessions from Israel,’ Palestinians tell Ynetnews. An article in which young Palestinian adolescents are interviewed and quoted as saying,

“We want to have an independent Palestinian state, but a lot of refugees will prefer to live in the West if they got that opportunity. Actually all of the second generation Palestinians born in Lebanese refugee camps dont think about returning to Palestine or living there permanently…from a religious point of view, we have the right to choose what we want if that will make our life better, including living outside of Palestine”

-Iran Making Nuclear Fuel in Underground Plant and Gates Says Washington to Sell Smart Bombs to Saudi Arabia Translation= Write your congressman.

Some advertisements
-Religious Zionists of Chicago or the RZC as they are affectionately known.

Jokes!
-How Israel Got Her Neighbors

God turned to the Angels and Said: “I am going to create a land called Israel. It will be a land of mountains full of snow, sparkling lakes, forests with all kinds of trees, sandy beaches and wonderful sea life. I shall make the land rich and the people there wealthy. The people shall be called Israelis and all the people on earth will know of them”. “But Lord,” the Angels said, “dont you think you are being too generous to these Israelis”. “Not really” God said, “just wait till you see the neighbors I’m going to give them”.

The racism warms my heart!

But if there is anything I really cherish its the 59th Independence Day Stats on the front page. Tell me if any of the following stats strikes you as peculiar information to celebrate.

Israel’s current population- 7,150,000. Increased by 121,000 over the past year.
Jewish Pop- 76%
Arabs and Druze-20%
148,000 Babies born. Up 2.7%
18,400 Jewish immigrants arrived
Moslem Births dropped by 5%
119,700 on kibbutzim (settlements in occupied territories)

Hmmmm.