CNN's Ratings Warriors

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Outside of the obligatory comment wars whenever we talk about Islam here, there hasn’t be much in the way of conversation about this ridiculous tirade that Christian Amanpour (who’s name I can’t say without thinking about Kuala Lumpur)has created for CNN, God’s Warriors. I have watched the first two about the Jews and the Muslims and all I can think about it the Tom Lehrer song “National Brotherhood Week.”


Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics
And the Catholics hate the Protestants
And the Hindus hate the Moslems
And everybody hates the Jews
BUT NOT ON NATIONAL BROTHERHOOD WEEK!

However this show seems to have it inversed; everyone hates everyone! Outside of the issues conflating all Jewish (rightwing or otherwise) radicals with Rightwing Settlers and lumping all Muslim fundamentalism together, from London to Lebanon, and from Afghanistan to America while saying Palestine and Israel is at the core of it all, this “ground breaking series” is nothing of the sort.

I got say that the point of 24 hour news stations is to get ratings and these pieces were very entertaining. If I was some Joe American I might even think that all Jews support everything that the Settlers do and every Muslim in America under the age of 40 supports suicide bombing. While both groups have their set of crazies, and it may even seem that according to CNN both have about the same amount of wackos, that religion is an evil and scary thing to be studied in a laboratory and kept far away from the safety of tolerance that is the West. (oh that is FUNNY!)

The thing that cooked my goat however was the Kuala Lumpur Amanpour repeated “God’s Jewish/Muslim Warriors” almost every three or four minutes. COME WOMAN! Expand that intelligently-accented lexicon and say something else! At the beginning and end of each of the shows I saw it was clear that she was reporting as a Westerner and a secularist, an outsider. She would say things like “Millions throughout the woooorld see life through a religious lens.” No kidding!

OF COURSE millions of people see the world through a religious lens! But just because they keep kosher or read the Koran doesn’t mean they are going blow some shit up! Get real!

I have the last episode taped at home for watching this weekend. It is on God’s Christian Warriors. I am excited to see how Kuala Lumpur Amanpour deals with the fact that Christian fundamentalist come from the West, fight in the West and blow shit up in the West.

This is Peter Jacob – CNN.