The Holy Room

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Oh my God, I swear I can’t contain my excitement. Okay, so a short while ago I was being my usual goofy self with a bunch of friends and I suddenly came up with the greatest and potentially most entertaining “Drima idea” EVER!

What would happen if we threw a bunch of religious lunatics together in a small tiny room and left them inside for a while? Imagine them all – Talibani dudes, Hamas bearded men, half a dozen Jewish Kahane fans, and a few Pat Robertson followers – locked up together for two weeks.

Add a video camera into the equation and (drum roll) we’ve got ourselves a reality TV show! We can call it “The Holy Room” and it will come with some interesting and brain twisting challenges for its religious fundies to participate in. The prize? A billion dollars to use for whatever religious cause they might have – good or sinister. The best part? They must work together and get along during some challenges (like how it’s done in Survivor and The Apprentice).

Losers get killed by beheading. Or worse, they’ll be forced to watch porn on the gigantic indestructible TV screen inside their tiny residence. Ah, you know what? Make that gay porn – with a Marilyn Manson soundtrack.

Questions during challenges will include debating things like free will Vs predestination. We can even ask them if they think Jesus was black and if Hindus should get control over Jerusalem. The results can’t be all that bad and the entertainment will be priceless!

So? Who wants to join me? Any investors interested? Come on people, we can make history and some decent money with this shit. :P