Traveling through Israel and Palestine

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Sherif Hedayat and I were at the Malha Mall in West Jerusalem when news broke out about a White American Christian terrorist who opened fire on innocent shoppers (are there any other kind, I guess?) and killed nine and wounded more than five. We had to pass through an intense security check entering the Mall. With his beard/goatee-like look, Sherif looks like a terrorist :) … Me? Well, I haven’t gotten a hair cut (longing for the days when I could grow my hair long) and I look like a hippie. The Mall had all these same stores that you find in any other mall around the world and in the U.S., including a Versace knock-off where Sherif bought a shirt, was assured it was Versace and then saw a tag that said Versace Israel has nothing to do with Versace Italy. Ah, sounds like Israel Palestine has nothing to do with Palestine Palestine, if you know what I mean. Now I know why they said we couldn’t take any video while int he mall. Sherif went back in a controlled rage and got his money back. It might have been the beard. Or, who knows, maybe I am the poster child of what a terrorist looks like.

So I went back to the Ambassador Hotel and wrote a column on the issues I felt were raised by the Omaha Nebraska Mall shooting and how I immediately feared that the shooter was an Arab or Muslim and how it would impact us as a people. (www.ArabWritersGroup.com)

Prior to that, we went to visit MEY blogger Liz Cohen at her offices across the street and met her boss and my friend Bob Rosenschein, and another employee there, Moran Yachimoviz. What great people. Eli showed me some computer programming tricks — I thought I knew everything but she is the master, so you know I’ll have some neat Facebook apps soon.

At the offices of Answers.com in Malha
Liz Cohen, myself, at her offices at Answers.com, with founder Bob Rosenschein and Moran Yachimoviz.

We spent much time in the Old City of Jerusalem, when we weren’t driving around the Western part of the city. I rented a car, stick, which is challenging on Jerusalem’s hilly streets. After a few days of driving around lost, it became very easy to find our way around.

Arab East Jerusalem skyline from atop the Austrian Hospice roof

Palestinian shopkeepers are always on the hunt for customers. The last time I was in East Jerusalem’s souq, I interviewed several shop owners and did one segment on a shop owner and his techniques to sell. I wrote the story up for ALO Hayati Magazine (which should be out sometime soon) and also did an online video on the techniques of a Souq sale with my friends, fellow comedian Aaron Freeman and his wife Sharon Rosenzweig.

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert invited visiting comedian Jerry Seinfeld — my favorite Arab comedian (his mother is Syrian Jewish Arab) — for a formal meeting at the Prime Minister’s residence. I remember when I got to the Ambassador Hotel in Sheikh Jarrah in East Jerusalem, I waited by the telephone for Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas to call. But then read a story in Haaretz a few days later where his son, Tariq, who owns one of the most powerful marketing firms in Palestine (hmmmm. I wonder how that happened since the Palestinians have the WORST PR AND MARKETING IN THE MIDDLE EAST!). Tarig said he won’t work with Israelis. Great. So much for real peace, I guess.

Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour and an Egyptian

That got me thinking about the issue of “normalization” which is a Palestinian and extremist term for refusing to be nice to Israelis. Several Palestinian journalists would not attend the journalism conference I organized that featured Palestinian and Israeli journalists because they felt it was “normalization.” That motivated me to write another column about how my own people are sometimes the causes of their own failure and lack of success. Normalization is an excuse to explain away why they have failed to achieve anything in their “resistance” to Israel, other than a lot of lost lives (on both sides and caused by both sides), and are worse off today than they ever were. It keeps sliding down but the activists continue to reject peace, reject working with Israelis.

Duh! Has anyone opened their eyes in the Occupied West Bank yet? Palestinians are dealing with the Israelis everyday. And the idea that dealing with Israelis is taboo is pathetic, because NOT ALL ISRAELIS are settler fanatics or extremists or terrorists like Benjamin Netanyahu or Ariel Sharon. Many Israelis want peace and agree with Palestinians on many other issues. We can’t work together to build a foundation for peace?

Normalization = fanaticism in my book.

That also got me thinking about what would happen if we have peace? (I already wrote that column.) But it reinforced my belief that one stumbling block to peace are the activists who would become unemployed if peace ever happened. The whole activist industry would collapse. They are trained at rejection and survival but have no idea how to embrace and do normal things like shop for friendship in a grocery store of life.

I did find from speaking to many Palestinians that they want peace, reject Hamas, will compromise and even believe Palestinian refugees will probably never be able to return to their original homes and lands, but will be recognized by Israel as victims (Olmert finally said what Israelis have refused to say for 60 years that they have suffered and Israel is partly to blame — stop blaming everything on the Palestinians, you extremists in Israel!), and they will be compensated.

That’s called compromise.

Still, everyone is out there trashing peace and no one is really working for it. All of the peace groups I met are like OneVoice, which is only concerned about itself and has a leader who I know, Daniel Lubetzky, who is a president-for-life type CCC personality. They didn’t listen to people, but they sure promote themselves and NEVER network with other peace groups. “Yer eeder wit us, er agin us” as President Bush, the moron, would say. (Everyone dislikes Bush in Israel and Palestine, it seems, and most people blame him for the destruction of the remnants of the old Oslo Peace Process started by Yitzhak Rabin and Yasser Arafat, both assassinated — Palestinians believe Arafat was poisoned. So all the peace groups are out there doing their own thing, all fighting for European based funding. The war on grants, I call it. They won’t work together. Pathetic.

Coming here makes me leave feeling even more pessimistic than I already was when I arrived. The peace groups are all pushing selfish agendas. Palestinians are encased in a triple layer of occupation, one imposed by the Israelis and two imposed by themselves. Even the Palestinian journalists live in a self-imposed occupation, pulling their punches and fearing censorship from the PNA, which replaced the Israelis.

Although I do video-blogging for al-Jazeera, I am leaving even more depressed about them. Their Arabic language programing is so biased and one sided, feeding the hatred and the concepts of “normalization” while their English language broadcasts are serving up very balanced reporting, which I know think is done out of guilt. A long time big fan of Al-Jazeera, I am now thinking they are not being courageous enough to be professional journalists, reporting ONLY what they think the audience wants.

Sigh!

On the other hand, the Israeli media is reaching out more and more trying to embrace Palestinian voices. Sure, they have their red lines — I can’t refer to the Israeli prison system as a Gulag, even though most of the Palestinian prisoners in Israeli jails are there on trumped up phony charges of terrorism and are really targeted because of their politics and rejection of Israel’s extremism.

But Jerusalem is my home and no one can take that away from me.

Ray Hanania
www.hanania.com

Bahai Temple in Haifa