For a Muslim dude, Barack Obama sure has a lot of "pastors"

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What must really be frustrating for Barack Obama, the leading candidate for president of the United States, is that his critics can’t decide if they hate him because he is a Muslim or because he is too Christian.

A few weeks ago, Obama, whose middle name is Hussein and who grew up in Indonesia and attended a school there (that GOP Jihadists like bigot Michelle Malkin describe as “Madrassas”), was forced to distance himself from the Christian Pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, who reigned over his hometown church, Trinity United, and who said some things that made sense, but in a very caustic way.

This week, Malkin and other hate-mongers are hammering Obama because another priest, Rev. Michael Pfleger, holding the hand of media hog the Rev. Jesse L. Jackson, went to Trinity United when no one bothered to waste their time at Pfleger’s church pulpit at St. Sabina’s Catholic Church, got up at the pulpit and said some stupid things, too.

Wow. We’re asking a man who isn’t even president yet, to apologize for the stupid comments of other people he has no control over, and yet we don’t bother to ask that a stupid man who is NOW president, lied through his teeth and is engaged in international war crimes apologize for being brainless.

Yet despite all this talk that Obama has so many Christian Pastors that the hatemongers among the vast array of GOP Jihadists in America can’t seem to get enough of, many Americans STILL think Obama is a Muslim.

Next thing you know, someone is gonna say that Obama is really a Jew forced to convert falsely (as Jews were forced to do by Christian leaders during the Inquisition) to Christianity or Islam, or whatever.

Of course, allt his might be too serious for Americans, who are consumed with the more recent controversy that Dunkin Donuts hired popular TV food hostess Rachael Ray to promote their ice tea. She wore a scarf that Malkin and other GOP Jihadists insisted symbolized Palestinian terrorism.

Close, Michelle. You loser! The scarf WAS black and white checkered but it was decorated with paisley flowers. Any idiots know that Yasser Arafat might have been caught doing a lot of things, but he wouldn’t be caught dead wearing paisley flowers!

Dunkin Donuts, which happens to be owned by many Americans of Pakistani and Indian heritage — a sure sign for the GOP Jihadists that the donut chain is a hangout for terrorists. Although, Malkin’s reasoning must be based on the fact that a lot of police officers hang out at Dunkin Donuts. Why else would they be there unless they suspected terrorists activities?

Ray Hanania
www.hanania.com